Meera Sims

About

Meera Sims joined the firm in late 2020 after being discovered as a puppy starlet in a small town in Idaho.  She dreamed to be the next star under the bright lights in the Capital city.  Alas, like all cute-as-a-button Schnauzer puppy stars, she discovered as she grew up grey-bearded ladies only have a home in the circus … but she did not want to be in politics, so she drifted from odd job to odd job—herding chickens, chewing on chair legs, barking at the wind, soiling carpets—anything to get by. But then fate shined upon her, and she was discovered again this time by Nike Lawrence, Chief of Security for the firm. 

 Meera was up to no good near the dumpster out back conspiring with varmints of ill-repute and Nike sought to lay down the law.  Living on the mean streets of Roseville and with her stout German heritage,

Meera was not intimidated in the least by Nike, and despite the size difference, Meera used her wits and speed to quickly gain the upper paw in the tussle.  Nike recognized talent and proving to be a plucky, energetic go-getter and with the firm growing quickly, Meera was brought on as Assistant Chief of Security for Internal Affairs where she thrived.

 Daily she investigates each employee ensuring pats and scratches are not withheld.  She’s discovered many hidden stashes of contraband treats in various offices though curiously she never seems to fire any of the scofflaws always saying more investigation is necessary.  She can bring grown men to heel with four simple words:  “Let’s take a walk.”  With a piercing stare, eyebrows to shame a grizzled Soviet premier, and “the beard” you know she means to do her business once outside.

 Yet, despite her wiry exterior and gruff look, she’s a wonderful, sweet puppy on the interior and we love her to death.  “What a good girl, you are Meera!” is usually all that ever needs to be said to win her over.